I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
~ Anon
Feb. 13, 2022, 3:53 a.m.
Just having fun wandering aimlessly on the net
~ teak
Feb. 3, 2022, 4:37 a.m.
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~ İlayda
Feb. 1, 2022, 8:22 p.m.
Bu enternasyonal ortama Türkçe yorum bırakmak istedim 🙃
~ traveller
Jan. 31, 2022, 10:04 p.m.
thanks for letting me kick back
~ Broccobel/Tinckoli
Jan. 11, 2022, 9:06 p.m.
Dude, Broc is mine!!
Back off!!!!
Even though this is fucking awesome
Like 👌
Broc and I are one, like this 💙
But damn this is really nice
Immaculate
~ your friendly neighbour
Jan. 9, 2022, 6:08 p.m.
thanks for rescuing my cat from that tree (also, nice website)
~ Fellow lainanon
Jan. 8, 2022, 4:38 p.m.
Nice site! Enjoying it a lot. You keep up the good work now!
~ Moose
Jan. 2, 2022, 8:46 a.m.
You've always chosen to be bound by who you are.
Now choose to be freed by who you are.
Just wanted to visit here out of curiosity, this site looks really nice!
~ MUNKWEE
Nov. 8, 2021, 3:44 p.m.
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